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+ Everyday

I don’t need an inspirational quote today, I just need a giant cup of coffee ☕️ Who else is having one of those mornings? 🙋‍♀️

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy doughnuts which is practically the same thing🍩

In the wise words of Chandler Bing, “it’s Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”

You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take, y’all. Catch those Z’s 😴

That feeling when your coffee hits on a Monday morning 🤩 Let’s get today started! 🎉

Why ever need a reason why to celebrate? I believe we should celebrate ourselves every damn day! What are you cheersing to today?

Anyone else agree that the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest? 🤦‍♀️

Remember back when everyone said “You’ll understand when you’re older” ? Well now I’m older and I don’t understand anything.🤷‍♀️

No one: Me: Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to be here and I went to Starbucks first ☕️

Always have the courage to stop patterns that aren't helping you. You deserve better than that!🌸

My Friday nights either look like a music video of Get Low 💃 or The Lazy Song 😴 don’t ask for anything in between.

Who else is trudging through this #HumpDay?!🐪 Let’s get our caffeine on ☕️ and power through! 🥳

There are 1,440 minutes in a day. Don't forget to take a few of those moments to yourself! Today I will spend some time doing **__ [self-care routine]. What will you be doing for yourself today?

Today I’m cleaning out my entire __ and I am beat! Is it naptime yet? 😴

It’s the freakin’ weekend, y’all! 🎉 Are you sleeping in tomorrow or are we coming home when the sun comes up? 🍻

Raise your hand if you have the Sunday Scaries today! hand raising emoji My favorite thing about Sundays are that I get to _ before Monday comes around and make me want to drink my bodyweight in coffee. facepalm emoji

#AllAboutMeMonday - Is there anything you’ve been wanting to ask about my newest project? Or how about questions about my adorable (pet/baby/spouse/home/wardrobe) Leave your questions in the comments and I’ll answer 10 of them on my story!

#GetToughTuesdays - This is my favorite go-to workout: **_! It works my (butt, thighs, abs, etc) and I LOVE THE BURN! arm flex emoji I’ll break down the steps in the comments! arrow emoji

#TastyTuesdays - I don’t know about you, but I’ve been thinking about having dinner since breakfast heart eyes emoji Tonight I prepared __ with a little bit of __. lick emoji Is your dinner tonight a guilty pleasure or you on a health kick? Whatever it is, tell me in the comments and let me get excited about your dinner with you!

#WineWednesday - Because who doesn’t need a nice glass of wine in the middle of a rough week?! poppin’ emoji Tonight I’m sippin’ __ which pairs beautifully with _heart eye emoji What y’all drinking tonight, or today - nothing wrong with a little day-drinking winking emoji

#TBT - This picture is from when I first started my business. I had a go-getter mindset and so much has changed in the best ways since then! Looking back to see how far you’ve come is great motivation to enjoy where you are now, and to be excited to where you’re heading sunglasses emoji

#FabulousFriday - I feel FABULOUS today! dancing girl My outfit is on point, it’s freakin’ Friday and I get to sleep in tomorrow! Cheers to a week accomplished and to going home to put on sweats to cuddle your fur-babies for the rest of the weekend! clinking glasses

#SexySaturdays - What makes a person “sexy”? kissing face I know for me, I always feel my best when __(wearing this/going on a date with hubby/loving my body). What makes you sexy today? kisses

Do you ever get pre-annoyed, like you already know you’re going to get annoyed at someone for something annoying so you just prepare yourself? Yeah, no, me either! 😅

I hate how Netflix always asks if I’m still watching. Like, I would appreciate it if you would stop judging me and keep playing The Office, please. 🙄

My top 5 most frequently used emojis are _ ! If that’s not me then I don’t know what is What are yours and do they fit you, too?!

For all my Harry Potter fans out there - tell me your House! I’m a __ - can’t you tell? 💁

When a new month starts, that’s when a new round of Netflix is up and running! 🖥 I just finished (insert series) and I LOVED it! Sound off in the comments to let me know what I should binge this month!

I know we’ll be best friends forever from the simple fact that you know too much💅🏼 Tag your bestie! 👯‍♀️

Adulting is the weirdest thing 🙇‍♀️ Like one minute you’re excited about getting mail then the next you’re pissed that they rearranged things at the grocery store 🛒

There’s no one out there who supports you more than an Internet friend you’ve never met before 👩‍💻 Tag your fav social media stranger!✨

Chocolate doesn’t judge - chocolate understands 🍫❤️

Running sucks but music doesn’t! 🏃‍♀️ Drop your fav running songs for me! 🎶

My student loans aren’t ✨sparking joy✨ so where can I donate those? 🚮

Lately I’ve been feeling like the human form of tangled headphones 🤦‍♀️ I’m just trying to be as bougie as AirPods💃

Don’t use social media to impress people, use it to impact people.

#Stressed🙅‍♀️#Blessed🙏& #TacoObsessed🌮

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role just for me to realize I’m not an actress 🤦‍♀️

What word do we need to erase from the English language? ❌ Personally, I think __ but tell me yours in the comments!

I always hear “You are what you eat” so when did I eat back pain and anxiety? 😂😭

#TBT - What was your first cell phone EVER? Mine was a __ ! Remember those old things?! 😍😍

I have a trip coming up and need playlist recommendations! Drop your fav @spotify playlists that will help pass the time! 🎶

QUESTION TIME: if you could combine 3 emojis to make one super emoji, which ones would you choose? Here is my trinity ___!

It’s officially that type of year where I understand those pants that zip off to become shorts. You know what I mean? 👖🤷‍♀️

+ Business

Hello! There are some new faces around here so I thought I'd reintroduce myself. I’m ___ [name], a ** [job title] from **_ [place]. I became a ** [job title] because **_. Something most people don't know about me is ** [interesting fact]. Tell me an interesting fact about you!

Most days, if I'm not working, you’ll find me __ [hobby or activity] because it helps **__ [list benefit of hobby or activity]. It is very important for me to take a few moments for myself to avoid [blogger/business owner] burnout! The more __** [hobby or activity] I do, the more productive I feel at work! What helps you to stay productive?

I absolutely could not work without ___ [favorite business/blog tool]. It helps me to __ (benefits of the tool). I can't remember how I ever worked without it! What is your must-have [business/blog] tool?

One question I get asked all the time is ___ [common question]. Today, I wanted to share the real answer, __ [simple answer]. Hopefully this saves you a bit of trouble!

My advice is to forge genuine connections with people inside and outside your industry. So much of our business is referral-based, one relationship can make or break your year! Be truly interested in them and try to cast a wide net.

Today (we’re/I'm) doing a Q & A! What questions do you have about **___ [your field]? Now’s your chance to get some free advice straight from the source! Drop your Q's in the comments and (we/I) will be standing by to give you some A's!

I'm always fascinated by behind-the-scenes posts from other [bloggers/businesses]. Today, I thought I'd show you my own! This is [where the work happens/where I bring my creative ideas to light/where I spend most of my waking hours]!

Define your business and your brand and commit to it–everything you do should be consistent with your business’s identity. You simply cannot be all things to all people. This is especially important if you are starting a business with limited upfront capital. You may be tempted to do things outside of your scope in the interest of either driving business, or just paying the rent.

Always be a bold business owner, because then you will stand out above all your competitors. This will allow you to absorb potential revenue and turn it into optimum profit.

Now, I don’t mean to dampen anyone’s spirits. But the truth is, any aspiring successful entrepreneur will make mistakes along the way and experience their own share of rejection. One mistake I made early on in my business was [insert mistake here]. This taught me [lesson learned] and today by business is better because of it!

One piece of advice that came up from women entrepreneurs over and over again was this: follow your passion. I totally agree! We need to feel strongly about what we do, and when we follow our passion, our work gets elevated beyond the ordinary, and we have the strength to go through difficult times.

Keep focused on what it is you’re trying to do. Your worst enemy is going to be yourself throughout this journey. Be original... Don’t think of yourself as an extension of anything; whether it’s a culture, a place, an environment or industry... Have the guts, have the courage and the belief in what you do. Think bigger, think within a planet where you only exist. That’s where the interesting stuff happens.

For me, to be successful in what you do starts with having a passion for what you’re doing. This is particularly important for the business you’re starting because it’s going to be a roller coaster ride of ups and downs from the beginning, and nothing will drive you and keep you motivated but the passion for your job.

Don’t let what you don’t know scare you. There’s so much that we have taught ourselves. And there’s so much that you can learn if you have the passion to learn it. But you’ve got to be prepared to work. We look at each other and, combined, we’re putting in unspeakable hours–but every one of them is worth it because we love the business!

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I’VE GONE THROUGH GO GET TO THIS VERY MOMENT - [tell your story].

Life is a series of left and right turns with a lot of funny and weird memories in between. That’s exactly how this business even got started [explain your why].

+ Blog

What keeps you motivated while writing out blog posts? My mind goes between the open tabs, my Spotify playlist, what to make for dinner tomorrow, did I feed my cat? Wait do I have a cat? Yikes - I need to get back to writing 😅

#TodayOnTheBlog - click the link in the bio or go to my story to see what’s new on today’s blog post! 📖 Let me know what you think below! ⬇️

I've just posted a new blog post on ___ [topic] and I'd love to hear your thoughts! The post covers ___, ___, & __ [3 key points]. The link is in my bio!

I'm always fascinated by behind-the-scenes posts from other [bloggers/businesses]. Today, I thought I'd show you my own! This is [where the work happens/where I bring my creative ideas to light/where I spend most of my waking hours]!

What’s new and filled with exciting, helpful tips about _ ?! 🤔My new blog post, of course! Head on over to the blog to learn more about (how to/recipes/review)!

On this week’s blog post I talk a lot about (something that means a lot to you) and it’s my most vulnerable post yet. I hope you all enjoy seeing this side of me!

#ICYMI - New Blog Post Is Up! 👩‍💻 (insert info on new blog)

+ Parenting

Does anyone else have a made-up word for their family? Ours is _ and we say it because __! 😆

Me before kids: I’m going to run such a tight ship! Me with kids: Aaaaaand the ship is on fire. 🔥

Being a mom is really telling yourself “I’ll get to it tomorrow” as you go to bed when in fact, you will not get to it tomorrow 🤷‍♀️

At this point, I only invite people to come over to force myself to clean the house - anyone else feel that?! 🤣

When you’re a mom to a newborn, there are only 2 volumes. Mute or Metallica - but you don’t get to choose and it’s usually an all out rock concert 🤟

My philosophy for new mothers: sleep when the baby sleeps and fold laundry when the baby folds laundry. It’s fool proof. You’re welcome. ✨

Check on your friends who have daughters just like them. We are not ok. Send help and doughnuts. 🍩

How To Stay On Top Of Laundry While Having Children:
1. You Can’t 🙅
2. Make A New Goal ✅
Where my other hard-working mamas out there?!

Sometimes I feel bad for yelling at my kids but then I remember that some animals eat their young so they’re welcome 🕷

Having kids is kind of cool because it’s like having little best friends who think you’re rich 💸

Hey all my mamas out there! Since school is out - what are some things that you and your kids are planning on doing? We think we might (outdoor activity, trip, DIY craft, etc)! 🏖

90% of being a parent is just yelling “What?!” from another room📢

I’m at the point in parenting where “What did you just say?” could be either a legitimate question or a threat. 🙃

She believed she could 🙋‍♀️ but her kids started fighting so she had to deal with that first 🤦‍♀️

Fellow Mamas - what is your favorite go-to activity during the summer so that you and the kids won’t get stir crazy? We love to (tell your fav activity!) ☀️

Moms - spill your best kept secrets to get through (pregnancy, stretch marks, terrible twos, tantrums, etc.)! Let’s help each other out - being a mom already is tough (yet rewarding) work!

It’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m about to have me some 15+ loads of laundry to do! 🧺

I love putting sweet little notes in my kid’s lunchbox that say “I love you!” “I know what you did!” “Thanks for the stretch marks!” You know, just cute things ❤️

Our house is starting to look like we’re losing the game of Jumanji 🕹 with the beginning of the school year approaching quickly! How are you mamas handling this change?!

Parenting is hard because all you’re really doing is staying patient with little people who look + act just like you🤦‍♀️

If parenthood came with a GPS all it would ever say is RECALCULATING 🚗

Hey, fellow Mom’s out there! Who else is excited for back-to-school season?! 🙋‍♀️ What was the #1 school supply that your kid HAD TO HAVE this year? Ours was __ (sparkly backpack, PawPatrol notebook, etc)

Now that the kiddos are in the full swing of school, what are you moms doing with your free time? I need some ideas now that the honeymoon phase is over! 😂❤️

What is your family’s go-to weekday dinner? I’ll be the first to admit that I pick up a pizza or some fast food from time to time! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ Tonight we’re having _ and you can find my recipe __ (blog, in comments, YouTube)😋

I’m about to throw my first big party for my kiddo that’s turning __! 🎉 Any tips from parents that I should know when it comes to other friends + parents coming over? 🎈

Parenthood 👉 Wildest hood I’ve ever been to!


Holidays

+ Easter

Everybunny needs somebunny to love! 🐰 Looks like the Easter Bunny came and paid us a little visit with lots of candy and fun things! 🍬 What did he bring you this morning?

#NewOnTheBlog - Happy Easter, everyone! Whether you’re celebrating by taking selfies with the Easter Bunny or just getting home from church, today’s blog has tips on celebrating and surviving this holiday weekend!

#ICYMI - On the blog I posted how to have the B E S T Easter Weekend ever! It includes egg decorating 🐣, Sunday brunch menu 🍳, and activities for both kids 🎨 and adults 🥂. Link is in the bio!

+ Halloween

Ghouls, ghosts, and goblins - oh my! 👻 My FAVORITE holiday is coming up! What are you doing to celebrate?✨

My home is Halloween ready! ✅ We have [insert decorations] hung up since [date] 😆 When did you start decorating for Halloween?!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN 💀 My favorite Halloween tradition is [tradition] because [reason]! 🎃 Doesn’t this pic just say it all?!

Who else just LOVES dressing up in costumes?! 🙋‍🙋‍ This year I’m going to be _! Do you do a DIY costume or go pick one up? 👗 This year mine’s __

What is your favorite part of Halloween: the tricks or treats!? 🍬 Mine is [trick or treat]! But that’s just me!

In honor of it being #SpookySeason here are my top 10 horror movies you need to watch in October: [list here] 🎬

With Halloween right around the corner, I just have to ask. Are you more of a Friday the 13th or Hocus Pocus type of gal? Because I’m def [_] ! 🎃

+ Thanksgiving

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed. This year has been a whirlwind and it taught me to be grateful for my everyday blessings. heart What has this year taught you, friends?

Today, I’m thankful for all my struggles. Because without them, I wouldn’t have known the strength that I have. Struggles have torn me down, just so I could build myself back up! How have your let-downs built you up?

“What if today, we were just grateful for today?” - So much wisdom can come from Charlie Brown emoji What are your favorite holiday movie specials? I can’t wait for “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!”

Although it is the season for being thankful, I’m trying to be thankful for this beautiful, crazy life, every day!s the season for being thankful, I’m trying to be thankful for this beautiful, crazy life, every day!

+ Christmas

Christmas is only ___ days away! What are you doing to prep for the most wonderful time of the year? ❄️🎁

My favorite Christmas song has always been “Jingle Bell Rock” (helloooo Mean Girls! 💁‍♀️) Are you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 🎄or are you a Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer kind of gal? 🦌

Christmas time means having all the family together for a fabulous Christmas meal. 🍳Our family LOVES [fav family food] even though it’s super [traditional or not traditional]. Tell me in the comment what’s your family’s go-to Christmas dish! 😋

"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear." 🥳🎶 Whats your fav Christmas song to scream - I mean SING - around the house? ✨

Are you an Elf kind of gal or do you love a holiday romcom like...well The Holiday? 🎄❄️ I have a whole movie checklist for the rest of December - better get started! 📺

+ New Years

Anyone got any New Year’s Resolutions they’re planning? I’m thinking I’m going to get a brand new yoga outfit, throw my hair in a bun.....aaaaand enjoy another Christmas movie marathon on Hallmark 😍

Raise your hand if you struggle with keeping your New Year’s Resolutions 🙋‍ Giiiiiirl me too! Comment below “I Will!” to stay accountable for staying on your 2019 resolutions! Let’s uplift each other to do the best we can for a fresh start in the new year!


Seasons

+ Winter

Today, I’m getting snuggled up & enjoying the snow on the ground ⛄️ Are you out building snowmen today or are you cozied up with your fav hot beverage? ☕️

✨It’s the most coziest time of the year!✨ Today I’m wrapped up in my fav [sweatshirt/sweatpants] from [store] - where do you get your cute ‘n’ comfy winter clothes? ❄️🧣

Hallmark movies ✅
Hot chocolate ✅
My favorite people ✅
I have all my favorite things with me today ✨
What makes today perfect for you? 🥰👇

I don’t know the weather where you’re at, but it’s a chilly degrees here in _! Today I’m [doing this to stay warm/inside]. What’s your fav go-to drink or activity when Fall meets Winter?

+ Spring

Where are we heading for #SpringBreak , ladies?! Is it beach time 🏖 or are we letting the open road decide 🚗 ?

Hello, Sunshine! 😍☀️ Finally I’m able to break out my cute spring outfits and put away all those sweaters! So thankful for clear skies and sunny days 🌼

Happy Spring, everyone! It is finally getting warmer and we’re starting to swap out our snow boots for flip-flops. ☀️ I’m sooo happy to not be layering clothes anymore!

Spring Cleaning? More like, Getting-Rid-Of-Everything-I-Own-So-That-I-Have-An-Excuse-To-Buy-More-Stuff.
Can you relate? 🛍

Who else is stuck in bed with stupid allergies from this #SuperBloom ?! 🤧 I’d rather be outside enjoying _ than making a fortress of tissues! 😷

+ Summer

I have 2 skin tones in warmer weather: Casper the Friendly Ghost or a straight up tomato. Take your pick.

It’s time to 🔥 up those BBQs and break out the 🧴! Summer has certainly arrived here and we’re celebrating! What does summer look like for you where you’re at? 😎

June 21 is the first day of Summer - how will you be celebrating longer and warmer days?! ☀️ We will be (insert summer activities!) 🎉

As the temps get hotter so am I! Literally. I’m so sunburnt and so hot right now. Anyone else? 🥵

Summer is in full swing and that means weekend BBQs and time to party outside! 💃 Would you rather play a round of cornhole or beer pong with your favs? 🥳

+ Fall

🚨FALL IS COMING🚨 Everyone get ready for football, Halloween, and PSL season! 🍂

Ok we need to put this to bed once and for all! Pumpkin Spice☕️ or Apple Cider 🍎 my pick is __!

It’s football season here! Are you more NFL or College? What team are you rooting for? We’re a __ household! 🏈

We are getting so excited for Halloween coming up! Jack-O-Lantern carving 🎃 and Trick or Treating 🍬 are my favs about the holiday! What’s your favorite Halloween tradition?

Sweater weather is approaching people!! 🧣Time to break out those flannels that make me look like a lumberjack but I don’t care because it’s FALL!! 🍁🍂


Months

+ January


+ February


+ March


+ April

April showers do bring May flowers, but April also brings COACHELLA! 🎉 Who else is ready?! 🌴

Happy Music Festival season!! What places are you heading out to this year? I’m going to _ & I cant wait to buy all those cute outfits for it! 😍🎶

Happy April Fool’s Day! describe fav memory of today 🤣 What’s your fav prank that you pulled off or were the victim of? Sound off below! ⬇️

(April 4) OMG happy #NationalBurritoDay !! Where’s your go-to place for the best burrito in town? Mine’s __! 🌯

(April 7) Cheers, everyone! Because today is #NationalBeerDay ! 🍻 Who’s glass are you clinkin’ tonight? 😉

(April 11) Happy #NationalPetDay ! Give your fur (or scaley) baby everything they want today - it’s all about them! 🐶🐱🐸🐰🐥🐢🐍

(April 20) Even though he’d like to think EVERY day is all about him, happy #HusbandAppreciationDay to make favorite person to do life with! 🥰💍

(April 29) I don’t need an excuse to dance on a Monday, but it’s #InternationalDanceDay so I’m doing it anyways! 💃 Are you a salsa champ or do you have two left feet, too?! 😜

April is #AutismAwarenessMonth and I’d like to share my story! [insert here]

Well today definitely is an #AprilShowers kind of day where I’m at! ☔️ Anyone else enjoying the rain or is it sunny and bright for you?

Happy [Aries♈️/Taurus♉️] season my fellow signs! How are you kicking off your birthday season?! 🎉

+ May

(May 1 - May Day) Happy May Day! 🌸 Today, people all over the world are putting aside differences and celebrating that not one of us are the same! What are you celebrating today?! 🎉

(May 4 - National Star Wars Day) #MayThe4thBeWithYou 👾 I’m such a Stars Wars junkie and celebrating today by __! Happy Star Wars Day! 🤓

(May 5 - Cinco de Mayo) Holy guacamole! 🥑 Happy Cinco de Mayo! How are you celebrating today? Tonight I’m _! 🎉

Taco ‘bout a party! 🌮 Cinco de Mayo is right around the corner and we’re throwing the most festive party for it! Head over to the blog to get some tips on great salsa and margarita recipes! 🍹 Because when life gives you limes, get some salt and a shot of tequila!

(May 7 - National Teacher’s Day) We have all known and loved a teacher so let’s celebrate them today! 👩‍🏫 Happy National Teacher’s Day to all of you who work so hard to educate the future generations! 📚 Hug a teacher today!

(May 11 - Eat What You Want Day) Ever heard of #TreatYourself? Well today you should! It’s National Eat What You Want Day 🍕🍟🍰 (I promise I didn’t make this up!) What are you eating today to salute this beautiful holiday?!

(May 12 - Mother’s Day) Happy Mother’s Day 🌸 to all those hard working moms out there! Cheers to you today - have a day as beautiful as you! ✨

Happy Mother’s Day to my favorite lady! 👑 My mom is the best because __. What makes your mom the best? 👩‍👧

It’s a shame to only have one Mother’s Day a year because you deserve to be praised like this every day! I hope you have a fabulous day, Mom! 💐

(May 16 - National Mimosa Day) It’s every girl’s favorite day - National Mimosa Day! 🥂 Tag your bestie who you’re toasting with tonight! 👯

(May 28 - National Hamburger Day) Today is a perfect day to go outside and start up that BBQ because today is National Hamburger Day! ☀️ What kind of toppings are you throwing on your Krabby Patty? 🍔

+ June

Let’s celebrate everything that makes us - us! Happy Pride Season, wave those rainbow flags if you’re proud to be you! 🏳️‍🌈

It’s Pride Month so you know what that means! Where in the world are you celebrating rainbow-parade style?🌈

(June 4 - National Cheese Day) I swear I didn’t make this up - it’s National Cheese Day! And if you know me, you know I loveeee me some 🧀🧀! What’s your favorite thing to put it on?🍕🍔 Or would you rather it just by itself?

(June 4 - National Cheese Day) In honor of it being #NationalCheeseDay - here’s a few of my most beloved cheese recipes! What’s your favorite kind of cheese? Mine’s (insert favorite cheese 🧀) !

(June 7 - Doughnut Day) Whether you spell it donut or doughnut - happy #NationalDonutDay ! 🍩 What a great way to end the week!

(June 7 - Doughnut Day) Who else likes (sprinkles, chocolate frosting, glaze, nothing, etc.) on their do(ugh)nuts?! It’s #NationalDonutDay and we’re having a fantastic day because of it!🍩

(June 8 - Rosé Day) What better way to kick off the weekend than celebrating #NationalRoséDay with (your boyfriend, girls, dog, yourself, etc.) Pop that pink bubbly and enjoy the best day of the year! 🍾🌹

(June 8 - Rosé Day) Rosé is a girl’s best friend! ✨ Happy #NationalRoseDay - what are you clinking your glasses to today?🥂

(June 16 - Father’s Day) #HappyFathersDay to the best dad in the whole world! Who else has been a Daddy’s girl since childhood? 👨‍👧

(June 16 - Father’s Day) In celebration of Father’s Day, I wanted to tell you all a little story of my Dad: (insert childhood/happy story)

(June 16 - Father’s Day) To all of the Dad’s out there in the world, #HappyFathersDay ! May your day be filled with laughter, beer, and (favorite food)!

(June 18 - Sushi Day) It’s #WorldSushiDay and I am in h e a v e n ! What’s the best 🍣 to honor this wonderful day? My go-to is (your fav!)

(June 19 - Martini Day) Raise those glasses, ladies! Here’s a toast to #NationalMartiniDay 🍸! Who else likes their’s a little dirty? 😉

(June 21 - Selfie Day) Pull out those phones and show off that duck face! 📱 It’s #NationalSelfieDay so I want you all to throw up those early 2000 poses and show it off!✌️

(June 21 - Selfie Day) Here’s my favorite 🤳 of me in honor of #NationalSelfieDay ! Are you a selfie girl or do you prefer full body shots?

(June 30 - World Social Media Day) Hey, 👋🏼! What’s an Instagrammer’s favorite holiday? Why it’s #WorldSocialMediaDay 👩‍💻of course! What is your favorite social media platform to use?

(June 30 - World Social Media Day) As women who work in social media, we can’t help but to love that it’s #WorldSocialMediaDay 📲🖥! What are your favorite things about social media? We love how (connection, stay in touch, learn things from people around the 🌎, etc).


+ July

(4th of July) Happy birthday, America! 🎇🇺🇸 Have an amazing day filled with American food, beer, and celebrations!

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸 Knock Knock- Who’s there?- Not freedom because it doesn’t knock, freedom rings 🎉

(July 6 - International Kissing Day) Come here and give me some smooches! 💋 Go grab your favorite kissing partner and celebrate this sexy holiday! 😘

(July 7 - Chocolate Day!) Apparently you’ve never been in my household before because EVERY DAY is National Chocolate Day! 🍫❤️ What’s your favorite way of having chocolate? Cake or ice cream form? Or do you eat it as is? 😋

(July 17 - World Emoji Day) 🍟😘🌺💕💍🌇💋😍😂 No my toddler didn’t steal my phone - I’m just celebrating World Emoji Day! What are your top 3 emojis?! Mine are ___!

(July 21 - National Junk Food Day) As if I needed another reason to get Taco Bell on my way home from work! 🌮 It’s National Junk Food Day! Where are you going to celebrate? 😍

(July 24 - National Tequila Day) I promise this Margarita Mama didn’t make this up! It’s National Tequila Day! 🥃 Are you a salt, tequila, lime kind of gal or a frozen strawberry margarita one? 🥴

(July 30 - International Day of Friendship) Hey, friend! It’s the International Day of Friendship + I want to give you a huge Internet hug! 🤗 Having in-line friends have shown that support and love doesn’t have to be from someone you know personally, just someone who believes in you and encourages you all the same! This one’s for you! 💕

+ August

(August 1 - National Girlfriend Day) Today is the day where I’m right all day long - even though that’s every day💁‍ Am I right, ladies?

(August 2 - International Beer Day) Pick up those 🍻 and celebrate my favorite day! Cheers to all your beer lovers out there!🎉

(August 4 - Friendship Day) It’s #FriendshipDay and it’s time to call out all of my #BESTIES ! 👯‍👯‍ tag your squad below!

(August 9 - National Book Lover’s Day) Hey, bookworm! 📕🐛 It’s our day! What book are you going to be snuggled up with today? 📚

(August 19 - National Potato Day) No matter what form it comes it - you know you love it. It’s #NationalPotatoDay ! 🥔 What’s your fav way to eat the spud with buds? 🍟

(August 26 - National Dog Day) Name a better National holiday - I dare you 🐶 #NationalDogDay

Meet my fur baby __! 🐶 S/he is the BEST pup a gal could ask for. This day is ALL ABOUT YOU, PUP! Let’s have a PAW-some day 🐾

(August 31 - International Bacon Day) Do I even need to explain why today is important? Happy #InternationalBaconDay 🥓 How do you like your bacon in the morning? 😉 Or are you a fan of just bringing home the bacon?

+ September

The calendar says September, but my heart says HALLOWEEN 🎃

(Sept. 3 International Bacon Day) Did someone say B A C O N ?! Time to wake up early to enjoy the best part of my day! 🥓

(Sept. 3 International Bacon Day) “I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.” - Michael Scott🥓

(Sept. 6 Read a Book Day) Calling all my fellow bookworms! 📚🐛 Happy #ReadABookDay - Tell me, what are you curled up with today? I’m reading __! 🎉

(Sept. 7 Beer Lover’s Day) It’s #BeerLoversDay and I feel like that is something to celebrate! 🍻Who’s your hangover pal for tomorrow?!

(Sept. 18 Cheeseburger Day) Are you a Whopper or a Big Mac kind of gal?! Whatever you choose, make sure you have one in honor of #NationalCheeseburgerDay ! 🍔

(Sept. 20 Pepperoni Pizza Day) What’s everyone’s fav food? Pizza 🍕 What’s everyone’s fav pizza topping? Pepperoni 🍕 Happy #PepperoniPizzaDay ! What other toppings would you add to your slice today?

(Sept. 23 First Day of Fall) HELLO, FALL! Time for hoodies, bonfires, and PSL!!!! Who else is a #BasicBitch and loves the Fall?! What’s your favorite part?

(Sept. 26 Pancake Day) Pick your team 👉 iHop or Denny’s?! I’m Team __ 💪 for enjoying #NationalPancakeDay ! 🥞

(Sept. 29 Coffee Day) Dunkin vs Starbucks McDonalds vs Burger King Chain vs Cafe No matter what you choose - celebrate #InternationalCoffeeDay with your favorite cup of Joe!☕️

It’s #InternationalCoffeeDay ! How do you take your coffee: Iced or Hot? Black or with cream + sugar? ☕️

(Sept. 30 International Podcast Day) Pop in those AirPods and celebrate #InternationalPodcastDay - Drop your fav podcasts below + tell me why it’s your fav!🎙

(Sept. 30 International Podcast Day) It’s #InternationalPodcastDay ! Here is my list of must-listen-to podcasts: [drop 5-10 podcasts]🎙

+ October

(Oct. 1 - National Coffee Day) Isn’t everyday #NationalCoffeeDay ?! ☕️ Doesn’t matter to me! Give me a(n) [your order from fav coffee place here] and I’ll be set for the day! 😍

(Oct. 3 - National Mean Girls Day) “And on October 3rd, he asked me what the date was” - the beginning of the greatest love story ever told 😘 Hopefully you’re wearing pink today or else you can’t sit with us! 👚 And don’t worry, butter is definitely a carb!

(Oct. 4 - National Taco Day) Let’s TACO ‘bout #NationalTacoDay 🌮 I’m celebrating with a margarita and tacos from (favorite taco place here) Are you a soft or crunchy taco type of gal?

(Oct. 5 - National Be Nice Day) We should never need a reason to be nice - but today is #NationalBeNiceDay ! 💕 Take an extra moment out of your day to be extra nice to everyone today! 🥰

Oct. 10 - World Mental Health Day It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay and it’s a wonderful day! 🧠 I want to talk about (my story, self-care tips, hotline numbers, stomping stigma)

(Oct. 16 - Global Cat Day) Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat’s the only cat, who knows where it’s at! 🐈 Where are all my #CatLadies on this #GlobalCatDay ?! This is my beauty (name, breed, story) 🐱

(Oct. 26 - National Pumpkin Day) Is it even fall if there isn’t a #NationalPumpkinDay ?! 🎃 From carving pumpkins to pumpkin pie to the all-amazing PSL, pumpkins really are the kings of October! 👑 How are you celebrating today?

Oct. 31 - Halloween (see Halloween captions in Holidays section!)

+ November

It’s that time of year again! November is all about celebrating all that you’re thankful for. Today, I’m thankful for ___ and all it has given me. What are you grateful for today and every day?

+ December

D E C E M B E R | it’s finally here! Now is it an appropriate time to play Christmas music, society!? 🎄🎶

It’s finally December and I’m so excited to do [family tradition!]✨ What is it that you and your family do once the holidays roll around? 🎄

D E C E M B E R means W I N T E R - who else loves the winter time?! 🙋‍♀️ I mean, all the best holidays are now🎄, we get time off work for a few days👩‍💻 & we get to spend time with our loved ones 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 What else could be better? ❤️💚